Elsa Patton, or Mama Elsa, as she's better known is a mother of mothers. This Cuban diva has had more work done than Bruce Jenner.
Look at Bruce: What a lovely lady, but seriously - time for a bra...
Anyway, back to Mama Elsa... Mama Elsa is the breakout star from 'Real Housewives of Miami' and I would like to wish her a happy, healthy, botox-filled Mother's Day. I believe - in my heart of hearts - this woman should have her own day, dedicated to her alone.
You may think you've seen this woman before. In film? In TV? Where have you seen her before... Well, she's got one of those faces, easily mistakable for successful actors of our time...
Now it's time for some Mama Elsa, Remix style:
Tell me she's not the most amazing creature you've ever set your eyes on...
If this mother doesn't deserve a day devoted to her and her alone, then let's all just wish her a Happy Mama Elsa Day today!
What will Mama Elsa be wearing today? Well, in her words, verbatim: "I hate to tell you, but most things look good on me.."
Let's take a peak in to Mama Elsa in her spare time, alone:
Ahhh-mazing. All I can say is HAPPY MUTHERFRIKIN MOTHER'S DAY ELSA!
Now, before I bid you adieu, let's close out with Mama Elsa putting a wordy drag-queen in her place:
Masterful.
You tell her sister!!
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