I'm sure you've read the title of this blog and thought: "Wow, he's really lost it. Amanda Bynes a genius?? Hell's to the no..." This is where I must explain how you've all gotten it wrong.
The all-knowing prestigious online encyclopedia Wikipedia is where I learn all of my facts. Let's take a read as to what Wikipedia.org has to say about her: "Amanda Laura Bynes (born April 3, 1986) is an American actress and fashion designer. Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series What I Like About You. She transitioned to a film career, starring in several films aimed at teenage audiences, including Big Fat Liar (2002), What a Girl Wants (2003), Love Wrecked (2005), She's the Man (2006), Hairspray (2007), Sydney White (2007) and Easy A (2010). She was named one of Teen People's "25 Hottest Stars Under 25" in 2006."
Well, that explains Amanda's timeline up until 2010, but what happened prior to that?? How did this Nickelodeon star develop into the beautiful, elegant, and charming young lady she is today? The same young lady that has been tweeting up a storm begging R&B singer Drake to "murder her pussy" in getting flack from all of the haters. I don't get it. She's so charming...
I do remember thinking she may not be fully "with it" a few years back prior to her role in "Easy A". Amanda made a big public statement of retirement from acting prior to the film's release. "Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem... If I don't love something anymore I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore so I've stopped doing it...I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first," she tweeted. "I've #retired." Well, that sounds like the best PR adventure for a young star with a movie freshly about to be released. I remember thinking: "Bitch may have lost it." But then I saw "Easy A" and while I love the movie, I was thoroughly distracted by Amanda's poor acting skills. Maybe it was time to retire. You can check out the 2010 article by clicking here.
Then, after the movie, she seemed to vanish. Nobody was planning a Nickelodeon 'All That' Reunion any time soon, so it made sense for her to bow out.
Then, out of nowhere, we start to see a newly Lindsay-Lohan inspired Amanda Bynes appear as if climbing from underneath the rubble. Perhaps it was rubble created by a Lindsay hit-and-run by way of a stolen car. Who knows? Stolen jewels were probably in place as well... Amanda became a recluse, tweeting crazy things, piercing as much of her body as possible, and wearing a big flag on her forehead craving the attention. You'd be quicker to miss Kirstie Alley crossing the street in a yellow Scientology poncho than miss out on any of Amanda's recent indiscretions.
TMZ reported this past September that: "Gym sources tell us, Amanda was attending a 50-minute spin class at Equinox when she suddenly stopped participating in the class and aimlessly walked around looking to switch bikes. Once Amanda found a replacement -- closer to the room's giant mirror -- we're told Amanda started cycling again, but removed her top, revealing a "tiny black strapless push up bra ... not a sports bra." Roughly 25 minutes into the class, we're told Amanda stopped cycling again -- this time to pick up her Louis Vuitton purse ... and reapply her makeup." I don't know about you, but I always use my workout time as an excuse to check my makeup and take off my clothes. You can read the whole article at TMZ.com by clicking here.
Clearly this girl has gotten a bit scandalous, and I've found myself questioning her sanity. She continues to viciously tweet her interest in having R&B artist Drake "murder her pussy". Given that we're talking about Drake, I can understand the sentiment, but girl: Keep it in your pants. Judging by her time in Spin Class, that's easier said than done.
Many tabloids and news programs have mocked the ridiculous state of this girl in need of having her "pussy murdered". I wonder, has it occurred to anyone that perhaps she has an angry puss, in need of a slaying?? On the E! Network program 'The Soup', they even have a segment entitled: "Amanda VS Lindsay: Drag Race to the Death" which chronicles the sad, but laughable antics of these out of control former child stars. (Emphasis on being former stars...) But, given her noteworthy vagina, when I came across the following article, it started to make more sense...
Amanda's tweets have gone further into crazy, starting twitter feuds with people right and left, as well as her antics heightening. She was recently found with an alleged bong by the po-po and TMZ in New York. Luckily, Amanda knows the truth: TMZ photoshopped the picture. Because after having been photographed several times smoking a pipe over the last few months, a bong is unbelievable. Her sanity was placed on display when she announced that she would now be suing TMZ. Fight for your rights, girl!
Things really seem to have a taken a downward detour after a recent twitter feud with one Miss Courtney Love.
Burrrrnnnnnn...
I'm not saying that Amanda's not the highest upheld version of clarity and maturity, but once Courtney Love is telling you to calm down, maybe it's time to check yourself. In the eternal words of Bethany Frankel: "Check yourself, before you wreck yourself." Couldn't have said it better myself.
I will say, though, that all of this mess has led me to a new conclusion in the state of Amanda Bynes mess: Method Acting. Joaquin Phoenix grew out his hair and became a heroin addict allegedly for a role, Kate Gosselin pretended to give a shit about her kids and marriage for the TV, and here we have our newest method actor: Amanda Bynes. Girl is the thespian to top all thespians (despite craving Drake "top" her villainous pussy).
This may all just be an act for the cameras... Is Amanda really the great actress I never thought she was?? Is Nickelodeon bringing back 'the Amanda Show'?? Is her retirement over?? Let's all take a step back and marvel at her acting chops. Girl must be a genius...
Thoughts or opinions??
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