Tuesday, 7 May 2013

ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE???


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Season 8 of the critics least favorite scripted program 'Keeping Up With Kardashians' is upon us. I know there are handfuls of people out there excitedly anticipating their return to TV, since its been about a week since one of their Spin Off Programs just wrapped. 

I, myself, prefer my scripted programs on HBO or Showtime, but to each their own.

Below is a promo for this exciting new season:

 


WOW! Gripping stuff. 

Now, if you're like me, we had the same takeaway from that promo: Rob doing porn? Although this was a second of the clip, I'm hoping they carry this storyline through the entire season and through Rob's impending weight gain (give that the show is taped months before it premiers).

I blogged recently on Rob Kardashian's weight gain and "penis problems". 

Here's a refresher if you missed it:



You can check out the blog post by clicking here.

Now, my first question is what the title for his first porn would be? 
Perhaps: 'Find the Kardashian Penis'. 
Sounds appropos.

My second question is this: Why is this even open for discussion?
This is a family famous for Kim Kardashian's sex tape.

Then - it came to me. Why would Rob consider stealing Kim's spotlight and claim to fame? How insensitive of Rob!! Don't make Kim cry!

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See, it's not pretty...

Personally, I really hope this storyline evolves into a Rob vs. Kim sex-tape competition. That would keep me watching.

The sad thing is that they say porn stars often have daddy issues.
Take a look:



I really hope that's not the case with Rob.

All that being said, I probably won't devote any time to this season, same as I didn't for the last 7, unless Rob's porn storyline gets major coverage.

What about you?

Thoughts or opinions?

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